i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
god mom its not a phase this is who i really am
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed it
The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged
Brace yourselves, it’s time for another visit to the Department of Debilitatingly Awesome Cuteness as we meet Blossom the bat in Queensland, Australia:
Blossom is a Blossom Bat who was rescued after a suspected cat attack and taken to Bat Conservation & Rescue Queensland where, if these photos are any indication, she was lovingly cared for by Louise Saunders.
“Blossom Bats are nectar specialists which feed and groom themselves with the aid of their long tongues. They are known to hover in front of flowers as they forage and are important pollinators of many rainforest plants. A baby at the time of arrival, the little bat was fed a nectar mix recipe and the occasional milk formula. Blossom gradually gained weight and began to practice flying during the night. Often she would dart in and out of rooms and even hover above Louise as she slept before retiring to her little brown bag at dawn.”
We’re pleased to report that the impossibly cute Blossom completely recovered and was eventually released back into the wild on Macleay Island in Queensland, Australia.
Head over to ZooBorns to learn more about Blossom Bats and view even more photos (and video!) of Blossom.
My piece for LADY KNIGHTS // WOMEN WARRIORS Abby Boeh, Roxie Vizcarra, and Juila Scott are putting together! Tons of amazing artist are contributing it is gunna be awesome! They are gunna be selling them at MOCCA so pick one up if your going :)
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
Rotten Apples and Tainted Rainbows by PastelDragon
This is a tattoo concept for a local fur in my area. She wanted me to <u>recreate</u> this picture of AJ and RD in a different pose:
<b>If anyone knows the artist of those pictures, please let me know so I can give proper credit! I do not claim this idea as my own, I only claim the art which I have drawn.</b>
RD Is Hella Jeff
The 9 mercenaries of Team Fortress 2 in their sexy glory.
made with the source filmmaker